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October 23, 2012 by John McAndrew 1 Comment

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Is Romney Like Hitler?

October 18, 2012 by John McAndrew Leave a comment

No. Not remotely. Not in any sense What.So.Ever.

This piece of crap was posted on Facebook today:

This shit has to stop.

Just because someone doesn’t agree with your politics does NOT – repeat, NOT – make them even remotely similar to a genocidal maniac.

Have a modicum of decency and reason. Can you imagine what people in Germany, who live with reminders of the Holocaust in their daily lives, think of idiocy like this? Or Jewish people whose family members died in the Holocaust?

The idiot who put this meme together doesn’t even know that Hitler served in the military. Moral and mental invalid. Must we prove over and over and over that we don’t have the most rudimentary grasp of even the most well known episodes of recent history? Then people re-post this crap without a moment’s reflection.

Stop it. Just stop it.

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Men Step Out Against Rape and Domestic Violence

March 22, 2012 by John McAndrew 1 Comment

The Sisters are doing it for themselves as they fight the War Against Women. But men can come along.

IF they have the right shoes.

Walk a Mile in Her Shoes is an organization that gives men the opportunity to stand up in public, in a playful, non-confrontational manner, and say to other men that violence against women is wrong, wrong, wrong.

Each year, an ever-increasing number of men, women and their families are joining the award-winning Walk a Mile in Her Shoes®: The International Men’s March to Stop Rape, Sexual Assault & Gender Violence. A Walk a Mile in Her Shoes® Event is a playful opportunity for men to raise awareness in their community about the serious causes, effects and remediations to sexualized violence.

This is not just a figure of speech. Men walking in our own shoes, down the street, saying we’re “walking a mile in women’s shoes”: what kind of notice would that get?

But put a bunch of men in, say 4″ cherry red heels, and you have better visuals, and you KNOW the women will show up to see men walking down the street in heels!

I hear you, gents: “No way they make heels in my size.”

Au contraire, mes frères.

Voilà!