Herman Cain: “Dr. Abdallah. That sounds foreign… too foreign.”

There was a time when I was rooting for Herman Cain to win the Republican nomination. The thought of having two black men running for president was too beautiful; I could just imagine all those racist cracker heads exploding in unison like some bloody Darwinian symphony, with Rush Limbaugh‘s bloated belfry as the finale.

But now this art performance (to quote MSNBC‘s Rachel Maddow) has gone too far, even for me. Cain’s hate-filled, Christians-only, blatantly misogynist run needs to stop. The folks at BalloonJuice strip off the sugar-coating:

What a disgusting, bigoted piece of crap.

I’m not sure how much more bullshit could possibly spew from Herman Cain’s face-hole.  From claiming that he would make Muslims take a loyalty oath, to his not-at-all credible claims that he didn’t sexually assault and harass several women during his tenure at the National Restaurant Association, to his jokes about electrified fences along the Mexican border, to calling Nancy Pelosi “Princess Nancy” to calling vegetable pizza “sissy pizza” that real men would never eat, Herman Cain keeps demonstrating that he is, to be blunt, an asshole.

And now there’s this doozy: On Friday, Herman Cain made a campaign stop Cain The Holy Land Experience, a Christian-theme amusement park in central Florida where he intimated that he wouldn’t want a dirty Muslim furriner to treat him for his cancer. You know—because there are Muslim “sleeper doctors” out there trying to kill dumb fucks like Herman Cain:

Cain speaks for nearly a half an hour and despite a couple fleeting “999” mentions, keeps his speech to topics of faith and his recent battle with cancer. He begins with a story about how he knew he would survive when he discovered that his physician was named “Dr. Lord,” that the hospital attendant’s name was “Grace” and that the incision made on his chest during the surgery would be in the shape of a “J.”

“Come on, y’all. As in J-E-S-U-S! Yes! A doctor named Lord! A lady named Grace! And a J-cut for Jesus Almighty,” Cain boomed.

He did have a slight worry at one point during the chemotherapy process when he discovered that one of the surgeon’s name was “Dr. Abdallah.”

“I said to his physician assistant, I said, ‘That sounds foreign—not that I had anything against foreign doctors—but it sounded too foreign,” Cain tells the audience. “She said, ‘He’s from Lebanon.’ Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, ‘Don’t worry, Mr. Cain, he’s a Christian from Lebanon.’”

“Hallelujah!” Cain says. “Thank God!”

Herman Cain? Please go away. Just get yourself a Fox News talkshow and end this farce. Or, if you prefer, find an exceedingly hot fire and hurl yourself in it.

Thanks in advance.

via Balloon Juice » Herman Cain Might Not Accept Medical Treatment from Muslims

Funny Because It’s True

Well, the Fix is in over at the Fox News Occupy Wall Street Poll



It is interesting to see another 200,000 plus votes suddenly dumped into the Fox News Poll. I’d like to see the graph over time, because the trend swung wildly by 60% yes to 60% in the last day of the poll -good ol’ Fox would never just rig a poll to say what they wanted, would they?

Do ‘Occupy Wall Street’ Protests Represent Your Views Of The Economy? | Fox News.

Do Your Part. Take The Fox News poll: Do ‘Occupy Wall Street’ Protests Represent Your Views Of The Economy?


‘YES’ is at 69% as of this moment, and climbing. This is a FOX NEWS POLL!  Even if there was a whole movement (and there ought to be) by the left to jump on this poll, we all know the Fox watchers / kool aid drinkers / tea baggers will be out in force too. This has to represent a significant – if not a majority – of their views as well. And another very significant thing about this poll is that ‘Maybe, I have no idea what they want’ – the current message of the mainstream media, and the right – is less than 3%. I’m very, very curious to see what Fox will make of it, if anything.

If you haven’t taken the poll, do it right now. If you’re reading this, you simply must make your voice heard:



Do ‘Occupy Wall Street’ Protests Represent Your Views Of The Economy? | Fox News.

You’ll never hear this Fox news reporter on Fox TV

This is hilarious: the guy from Fox News asks questions, and gets the answers he doesn’t want to hear. I hope this gets publicized everywhere else (Jon Stewart, I’m looking to you).


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